...and have you heard voices?

My nail color reminds me of clear jelly shoes, and therefore summer, 1986.

usagov:

Image description: Bozie is an artistically talented Asian elephant who will make her home at the Smithsonian National Zoo starting later this summer. The 37-year-old female elephant is shown here with one of her many paintings.

Bozie’s artwork has been auctioned off in the past to raise money for tsunami relief in Sri Lanka — her birthplace.

Bozie comes to the National Zoo on loan from the Baton Rouge Zoo. National Zoo officials say Bozie will arrive in time for summer.

Learn more about Bozie.

Photo from the Smithsonian National Zoo.

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fansofcollisions:

Wait…. Benedict Cumberbatch, in the new Star Trek movie, is playing….. KHAN????????

lulz-time:

That’s a lot of smart talk..

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Posting because, well, that’s just good. Also, for retribution for Blake stealing Luke Edgemon for his team only to kick him off the next week. Grr.

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cutepugpics:

Poor little guy is all partied out!

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tea-house-fox:

Screen capture taken from Gmail at 3pm on 5-2-2013.

What did I spend the day doing, you ask? Oh, just chronicling the life and times of Tea House Fox. You see, I’ve discovered iGoogle will be discontinued November 1 of this year. While I should be able to enjoy Tea House Fox’s antics in Gmail, I thought it would be nice to have a record of the goings-on at the tea house. Anywho, it’s been fun so far.

thefourteenthdoctor:

Here, have a TARDIS post.

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fangks:

christieanne:

I’d be laughing ll the way out the door

do u at least get to see a dick tho

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Munchkin Kitties (x)

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I’m writing a letter to one of our customers, and I almost typed the phrase “serviced your unit.” Heh, heh.

I feel like this:

idrilearfalas:

I dropped my cellphone now I have to buy a new floor!

The last one, tho. However, I’ve never hated going to the library.

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kasukabes:

if you ever feel unimportant just read this page on the blues clues wiki

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oldmanasante:

Just discovered my new favorite party game. Also, how am I now just discovering this?!?!

Here we go:

New York’s hottest club is froman6000. Nightlife designers Dave Grohl

and NeNe Leakes have done it again. Hidden behind East Brooklyn

restaurant Le Petit Schabbity Boop, this place answers the question:

Whose Life Is It Anyway? Walk in and you’re greeted at the door by

two bisexual bassoon players. Keep going if you dare, and you’ll see

just about everything: Cap’n Crunch, a human Starry Night, the

world’s greatest a capella ABBA tribute band, an animotronic Michelle

Bachmann. And be sure to get one of those world-famous dragonfruit

pies, from Ektorp, the Choctaw belly dancer. 

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